tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2513019539869706574.post2201915501413485181..comments2024-03-28T21:46:15.727+08:00Comments on Monsters and Manuals: At 31 I Was the Captain of a Galleon - I was Poseidon's New SonUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2513019539869706574.post-65189714844026890172008-07-26T23:57:00.000+08:002008-07-26T23:57:00.000+08:00I'm no expert at older editions, but if you ru...I'm no expert at older editions, but if you run this online, I'd be entirely happy to play, just be prepared for someone whose experience with AD&D is minimal and entirely theoretical.<BR/>If, of course, you'll have me.Rachel Ghoulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04765944479141792643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2513019539869706574.post-69085753931223030352008-07-25T02:51:00.000+08:002008-07-25T02:51:00.000+08:00Young Jim, as a ladHe looked for adventureCalamity...Young Jim, as a lad<BR/>He looked for adventure<BR/>Calamity, danger, whatever was free<BR/>So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings<BR/>and he left home to find his destiny<BR/>Jim just a boy, who's<BR/>Head full of legends<BR/>Of dungeons and dragons<BR/>And pirates and stuff<BR/>So that summer he snuck on a schooner<BR/>To harpoon tuna<BR/>And get real buff<BR/>The Captain he said<BR/>There's danger ahead<BR/>We need some brave men<BR/>To sail and then<BR/>We'll find us those pirates<BR/>Stop them with violence,<BR/>To make the ocean safe<BR/>Once again."<BR/><BR/>[Chorus]<BR/>Cleaning up the oceans<BR/>Captain Hampton and his crew<BR/>Trouble in the seven seas<BR/>He'll know what to do<BR/>Captain, he hates rubbish<BR/>To him pirates are just soot<BR/>Scallywags and scurvy dogs<BR/>Are crushed under his foot.<BR/>Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton<BR/>Ahoy, Ahoy<BR/>Pillaging the Pillagers<BR/>Triumphantly he'll sail away<BR/><BR/>Now, seven weeks into the trip<BR/>And Jim was sick to death<BR/>Of being sick<BR/>Some kind of action he wanted<BR/>As he searched the seas<BR/>For everyday was the same old... stuff<BR/>The night he felt like jumping ship<BR/>But then he heard a crash<BR/>Hit the starboard side of the ship<BR/>And bumped him out of his bunk<BR/>Onto his bottom<BR/>Our heroes drew their swords<BR/>As the midgets swarmed aboard<BR/>The pirates surprise attack<BR/>The tiny buccaneers<BR/>Caught us by surprise<BR/>As we tried to battle back.<BR/><BR/>[Chorus]<BR/><BR/>La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.<BR/>La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.<BR/>La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.<BR/>La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.<BR/><BR/>Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton<BR/>Ahoy Ahoy<BR/>Pillaging the Pillagers<BR/>Triumphantly he ran away!<BR/><BR/>--The Aquabats, "Captain Hampton & the Midget Pirates"David Larkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04133630988557116729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2513019539869706574.post-17004492148603785362008-07-24T20:23:00.000+08:002008-07-24T20:23:00.000+08:00Looks like you're in the wrong one of the two Wild...Looks like you're in the wrong one of the two Wilderlands groups. :)Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10856299661187809371noreply@blogger.com