In honour of the release of the most hotly anticipated film of the past decade (by Mrs. Noisms anyway), Risus Sex and the City characters.
Carrie
Selfish bitch 4
Annoying whiner 3
Platitudinous waffler 2
Fag hag 1
Samantha
The only vaguely interesting one 4
Used to be a vulcan 3
Let's face it, a bit of a milf 2
Arched eyebrow of death 1
Charlotte
The only attractive one 9
A bit boring 1
Miranda
The only vaguely human one 4
Cattiness 3
Reasonably witty 2
Probably able to maintain a conversation longer than 5 minutes that isn't about clothes 1
All the Men
Rich and vapid 4
Unaccountably attracted to really annoying women 3
Unaccountably attracted to really selfish women 2
Unaccountably attracted to really unattractive women 1
I'm glad to see you were able to do something positive with your impending wife-enforced trip to the see the movie. :)
ReplyDeletehear hear. I feel a bit better after having read this and an article in a glossy by another woman who also doesn't 'get' SATC and finds it depressing.
ReplyDeleteSure. But I'd kill to see "Sex and The City & The City."
ReplyDelete@Roger - Tonights episode: Samantha inadvertently commits breach after seeing a studly guy in Ul-Qoma. ;)
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of cattiness :)
ReplyDeleteNice. Now I have this idea for the Quadruple Bitch Goddess--expensive yet skanky temples and a liturgy based upon finding meaning in shoes. Just wait until the PC's stumble upon the Bitch Goddesses' undead High Priestess!
ReplyDeleteNoisms, I just bought my partner her first ever computer game: Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble. Your stats sound like something from the game!
ReplyDelete(Is there actually an attractive one? They all look like drag-queens to me)
I have (surprise!) an analysis of Sex and the City. In essence: it's really unradical, and counterproductive for women's liberation.
I'm now a Risus fan.
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