Priest characters from the Yellow City are free to create any deity they like. Alternatively, they can randomly generate a patron god for their character using the following set of tables.
1. Determine God's Aspect
Most gods in the Yellow City take on an animal or plant form. Roll a d30 to determine this.
1. Rhino 2. Elephant 3. Crane 4. Mantis 5. Beetle 6. Monkey 7. River Dolphin 8. Octopus 9. Tree 10. Turtle 11. Tortoise 12. Spider 13. Scorpion 14. Snake 15. Dog 16. Crocodile 17. Hawk 18. Shark 19. Dragon 20. Frog 21. Venus Flytrap 22. Poppy 23. Orchid 24. Lilly 25. Hog 26. Dhole 27. Lizard 28-30. Hybrid (roll twice).
Determine God's Alignment
Roll d3 twice to determine alignment (1. Law 2. Neutral 3. Chaos; 1. Good 2. Neutral 3. Evil).
Determine Spheres of Influence [If using 2nd edition, Priest spell spheres should be based on this.]
Roll a d3 to determine the number of spheres, then roll a d20 to determine the nature of those spheres:
1. Rivers 2. Death 3. Pain 4. Pleasure 5. Creativity 6. Healing 7. Dreams 8. Magic 9. Love 10. Sex 11. Men 12. Women 13. Children 14. Food 15. Disease 16. Famine 17. Harvest 18. Oceans 19. Trickery 20. Weather
Determine Sacrificial Rites
Roll a d6 to determine the nature of sacrifices the devotees offer:
1. Human 2. Amphibian 3. Mammal 4. Bird 5. Reptile 6. Invertebrate
Determine Holy Colour
Roll a d10 to determine the god's holy colour, worn by its acolytes:
1. Yellow 2. Red 3. Blue 4. Purple 5. Green 6. Orange 7. Black 8. White 9. Pink 10. Brown
Finally, Determine Sex
Roll a d100. 1-49. Male 50-98. Female 99. Hermaphrodite 00. Asexual
An example:
Gulhaa, the Source
Gulhaa, the Source takes on the ferocious aspect of a gargantuan, warty frog with the head of a bull elephant. His statues, usually of bronze, are always gold-leafed on his long, powerful tusks. His eyes are usually embedded rubies.
Gulhaa is a benevolent deity [lawful good]. He presides over the two most vital elements of life itself: Death and Sex. The act of copulation is believed to be a form of worship by his followers, as is the act of mourning; funerals at his temples are riotous affairs which often descend into orgy. As Gulhaa takes the soul of the dead person into his great maw, so he oversees the creation of souls anew.
Gulhaa's servants wear purple, and offer mammalian sacrifices - typically monkeys, cattle or capybara - on their holy days.
This is really neat, noisms.
ReplyDeleteThe first porno movie I was in featured Ganesh getting a blowjob.
ReplyDeleteThat thoroughly offends my Hindu sensibilities. Oh wait, I don't have any.
ReplyDeleteGanesh gets all the babes.
ReplyDeleteReally very, very cool. Consider it yoinked for my own devious purposes.
(Word Verification: racks. I'm really not going to think too hard about that. Heads in the gutter from spending the day at roller derby. ;p )