"Remember," Anacho warned, "the Khors are a sensitive people. Do not speak to them; pay them no heed except from necessity, in which case you must use the fewest possible words. They consider garrulity a crime against nature. Do not stand upwind of a Khor, nor if possible downwind; such acts are symbolic of antagonism. Never acknowledge the presence of a woman; do not look toward their children - they will suspect you of laying a curse; and above all ignore their sacred grove. Their weapon is the iron dart which they throw with astonishing accuracy; they are a dangerous people.""I hope I remember everything," said Reith.-From Jack Vance, The Dirdir
But if you want to cheat, try this Make Your Own Vancian Culture Generator (tm):
First, determine the rough lifestyle technology level of the culture:
1 - Stone age, 2 - Bronze age, 3-4 - Medieval, 5-6 - Renaissance, 7-9 Industrial revolution, 10-14, Contemporary modern, 15-28 - Gaean Reach standard, 29-30 - Hyper-advanced
This does not indicate the limit of technological advancement of the society, but rather the general level of social development enjoyed in the average settlement.
Then, determine the culture's geographic origin:
1-2 - Swamp, 3-4 - Hills, 5-6 - Mountains, 7-10 - Forest, 11-14 - Plains, 15-16 - Jungle, 17-18 - Desert, 19-20 - Aquatic
Next, determine its d3 absurdities by rolling on the following table (adapted by subverting elements of the list of 67 'Human Universals' proposed by the anthropologist Donald Brown):
Dice | Absurdity |
1 | Lack of abstract thought |
2 | No affection expressed or felt |
3 | No distinctions made between different age grades (such as ‘child’, ‘middle-aged’, ‘old’) |
4 | No religion |
5 | No belief in fortune or misfortune |
6 | Biological and social mother are usually a different person |
7 | Abhorrence of body adornment |
8 | No classification of colours |
9 | No classification of flora or fauna |
10 | No classification of kin |
11 | No classification of weather conditions |
12 | No classification of sex |
13 | No conflict |
14 | No cooking |
15 | Taboo against sex in private |
16 | No cooperation |
17 | Absence of greetings |
18 | Absence of daily routine |
19 | No distinction between right and wrong |
20 | Nocturnal |
21 | No understanding that dreams are not reality |
22 | Lack of envy |
23 | No etiquette rules |
24 | No facial expressions |
25 | No fear of death |
26 | Lack of figurative speech |
27 | Generosity considered weak |
28 | Lack of gift-giving |
29 | Absence of group living |
30 | No attempts made to heal sick or injured |
31 | No concept of imagery |
32 | No rules concerning inheritance |
33 | No concept of inheritance |
34 | No concept of humour |
35 | Language is only a simply reflection of reality |
36 | No concept of law |
37 | No distinction made between general and particular |
38 | Women dominate public realm |
39 | Women more aggressive |
40 | Women more prone to lethal violence |
41 | Women more prone to theft |
42 | No concept of meal times |
43 | No concept of metaphor |
44 | No prohibition of murder |
45 | No numbers |
46 | No personal names |
47 | No concept of poetry |
48 | No concept of music |
49 | No concept of promising |
50 | No concept of revenge |
51 | Extreme risk-aversion |
52 | No concept of punishment |
53 | Lack of shame |
54 | Time only understood as cyclical |
55 | No concept of trade |
56 | Language has no verbs |
57 | Language has no nouns |
58 | No concept of weapons
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59 | No death rituals
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60 | No preference for one’s own children or close kin
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Then, determine its d3 Suspicions and Taboos:
Dice | Suspicion or Taboo |
1 | Standing upwind of someone |
2 | Standing downwind of someone |
3 | Walking across somebody’s path |
4 | Entering a building without explicit invitation from someone inside |
5 | Sitting down in company |
6 | Eating in public |
7 | Being seen while asleep |
8 | Contact with animals |
9 | Being in the shade |
10 | Being in direct sunlight |
11 | Particular colour |
12 | Direct speech between members of the same sex, age category, etc. |
13 | Eye contact |
14 | Discussing intentions or desires in public |
15 | Refusing requests |
16 | Stepping on anything living |
17 | Being touched by rain |
18 | Laughing |
19 | Being seen to be bleeding |
20 | Shouting |
21 | Standing in front of, behind, or beside somebody |
22 | Encountering any acquaintance without performing extended ritualistic pleasantries |
23 | Being seen/heard to ask for, or accept, money |
24 | Being seen to be breathless, sweaty, or having otherwise striven in the performance of any task |
25 | Being visible through a window |
26 | Exposing one’s hands, feet, nose, ears, etc. |
27 | Carrying anything in one’s hands |
28 | Asking a direct question |
29 | Picking anything up off the ground |
30 | Whispering |
Each of these suspicions or taboos might be vitiated:
1 - At certain times of day, 2 - After performing a particular ritual, 3 - While wearing a particular item of clothing or other body decoration, etc., 4 - On certain days each year, 5 - If performed by a person of a particular caste, or a particular type of person such as a man, woman, child, etc., 6 - After making a donation to a temple, etc.
The trick then is to combine all this into plausible societies. Hence:
The Sevelites inhabit the mountains of Sevel, where they have reached a comfortable level of technological development. They are a highly fastidious and taciturn people. Their language lacks figurative speech, and they communicate only to import or receive information. They also have a strict taboo against exposing their hands, and go about in gloves at all times; except for a particular hereditary servant caste they do not pick anything up off the ground unless it has been purified with a fine spray of salt water. A Sevelite's hands are seen only by a sexual partner; an ancient, secret tradition of pornography focuses on the hands as an erogenous zone, and complex codes and rituals concern its sale and usage.
The Masoon are native to the plains of Masurine, where they inhabit vast industrial cities refining crude resources for export. Their society is highly communal, regimented and homogenous: they make no classifications of colour (and themselves wear only white), make no distinctions between the general and the particular (considering themselves, and the resources they refine, to be part of unified wholes), and live in almost total harmony, having no understanding of the concept of conflict. They abhor being seen to be seated in company, lest they disrupt the tenor of communal exertion with perceived relaxation, and likewise consider whispering to undermine social cohesion with a desire for secrecy that must always be unnecessary.
See what you can come up with!






