Wednesday, 15 November 2017

Pupa Man Hates Person Man

Person man eats noisy mess chewing spitting swallowing lips throat teeth. Person man stinks oily sweat excretes toxins pores oozing. Person man and person woman mating masturbating sleeping fleshy hairy bodies arms legs squirming writhing grunting. Person man writing scribbling books paper meaningless drivelling nonsense thoughts feelings words words words.

Pupa man hates person man.



Pupa Man: HD 1+1, AC 14, #ATT 2 (1d2/1d2), Move 120, No. Enc. 3d20
*Pupa men attack relentlessly, chanting their hate. For inspiration, roll 1d20 on the following table:
1 - Pupa man hates oily sweat!
2 - Pupa man hates noisy chatter!
3 - Pupa man hates swallowing lips!
4 - Pupa man hates oozing pores!
5 - Pupa man hates fleshy skin!
6 - Pupa man hates hairy bodies!
7 - Pupa man hates squirming legs!
8 - Pupa man hates wriggly fingers!
9 - Pupa man hates floppy arms!
10 - Pupa man hates grunting coughs!
11 - Pupa man hates stupid eyes!
12 - Pupa man hates reedy voice!
13 - Pupa man hates gibbering words!
14 - Pupa man hates veiny hands!
15 - Pupa man hates mammal stink!
16 - Pupa man hates phlegm-snot-spit!
17 - Pupa man hates breeding organs!
18 - Pupa man hates filthy orifices!
19 - Pupa man hates feelings!
20 - Pupa man hates person man!
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6 comments:

  1. Scott Anderson15 November 2017 at 05:06

    So they're berserkers? Or do they only attack the thing they hate? or what?

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  2. Jeff15 November 2017 at 05:21

    Triangle Man hates Particle Man.

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  3. Jon15 November 2017 at 08:07

    They have a fight. Pupa man wins.

    Pupa man.

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  4. BigFella16 November 2017 at 04:01

    I'd also be concerned that imago man hates person man, which could potentially be that much worse, but maybe after attacking person man for so long he'll finally just move on to whatever his next phase is.

    If person man is lucky larva man might be too young to have formed an opinion. Be careful around this one, tho. Pupa man might not have developed his hatred for person man overnight.

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