Recent comments on the blog, and Dan Sumption's tech-evangelism, have convinced me that this AI/machine learning thing is real. That cmrsalmon was able to put my monster descriptions and a few randomly-generated monster names into an AI and get it to come up with these is truly astounding to me:
Steamhand - "A fearsome warrior clad in steam-spewing, thick armour, brandishing a sword or hammer that leaves behind a hissing trail of vapour. HD 7, AC 4, #ATT 1 weapon, DMG By weapon+2, Move 120, ML 8, No. Appearing 1"
Coffin Pest - "A small, dark, fast-moving insect that burrows into the wood of coffins and feeds on the dead. HD 1/8, AC 8, #ATT 1, DMG 1d3, Move 120, ML 2, No. Appearing Swarm (100-400)"
Dreary Babbler - "A sad little figure, huddled in the dirt, who babbles endlessly in a voice just above a whisper. HD 1, AC 8, #ATT 1, DMG 1d4, Move 120, ML 6, No. Appearing 2d20 (*The cumulative droning of 6 or more dreary babblers within 30' feet causes listlessness and ennui; save vs magic or be inactive for d4 rounds)"
Faint Ooze - "A barely sentient, jelly-like creature that wanders in search of food. HD 1, AC 10, #ATT 1, DMG 1d4, Move 10, ML 1, No. Appearing 2d6"
Glowteeth - "A floating, vaguely shark-like creature composed of a maw full of needle-sharp teeth encircled by a nimbus of sickly green light. HD 3, AC 4, #ATT 1 bite, DMG 1d6+2, Move 120 (Fly), ML 8, No. Appearing 1d4"
White Keeper - "A small, delicate creature that flits about in the shadows. It seems to be made of fine porcelain, and is beautiful in a eerie way. It has long, spider-like fingers, and large black eyes. It is said that if you catch a glimpse of it, you will be driven insane. HD 1, AC 8, #ATT 1, DMG 1d4, Move 120, ML 6, No. Appearing 1d4"
The Dreary Babbler is a straight rip-off of one of my monsters, and Faint Ooze is boring (and you can't actually have a ML of 1), but the others are all perfectly serviceable, and the White Keeper is fabulous. Let's be clear: this isn't an AI that is specifically designed to produce D&D monsters. This is just a general "language model" trained on a shit-ton (technical term) of words on the internet, which looked at my entry and somehow "knew" not only what it all meant, but how to make more of it.
If this is what an AI can come up with from just being given a blog entry that took 30 minutes to write, what could it come up with if somebody actually really tried? I doubt very much that we are yet (or will ever be) in the territory of "HAL 9000 is my DM". But we could be on the cusp of not really needing human beings to create much RPG material any more. Why buy the Forgotten Realms if you can just put 1000 words of Ed Greenwood into something like GPT-3 and get 100 unique Forgotten Realms-esque settings of your own before breakfast?
(For that matter - why buy the next generic fantasy novel if you can just feed The Book of the New Sun into something liike GPT-3 and get 100 unique variants of that before breakfast?)
The question is not whether this is going to happen or not. It's whether the evolution of AI is in the same category as the invention of writing or the printing press, or in the same category as the discovery of tobacco, the refinement of sugar, or the invention of TV. In other words, is this something that will "level up" our capacity to communicate and create? Or is it something bad for us but so enjoyable that we will find it really, really difficult to resist? Do we fast-forward 100 years to find Star Trek: TNG, in other words, or Wall-E?
We are coming perilously close to an inflection point at which our technological development will take on the characteristics of Soma. (Arguably, we're already there.) So while I am tantalised and intrigued by what AI/ML has to offer, I also find myself asking whether it is such a brilliant idea to pursue it. Oppenheimer worried, watching the first detonation of a nuclear bomb, whether it meant we had "become death, the destroyer of worlds". Are we on the verge of becoming lotus-eaters, the destroyers of souls? Genuine question.
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