I was watching some video on youtube, and before it came on, I saw this crappy movie trailer. I watched it thinking, "Oh dear, another naff and cliche-ridden SF blockbuster that will probably just give me a headache", and wondered what daft title it might have.
Then something slowly dawned on me: this is the John Carter of Mars film.
Oh dear. I wasn't expecting much, but all the same. Oh dear.